Undecided

That's me. And to further my case The Animal Disco makes a very good case in point in her latest post.

So, as an experiment I'm going to treat this blog as a Twitter for now. I think...

The Lovely Boyfriend has been nominated for a Bafta. Yay. I get to go. Double yay. In preparation I haven't eaten wheat for a week now. What to wear? What to wear? What to wear? The radio gig is over. For now. Mickey Rourke has my money for the Bafta and the Oscar. Switzerland is the most expensive place in the world. Fact. Having just spent a weekend there, albeit delightful And finally Richard Branson is very friendly and accommodating should you ever bump into him in public. Having done so myself in Switzerland.

Is that a twit? Or am I just a twat?

Hiatus

I'm currently swinging between a new post, converting to Twitter or coming off Facebook and blogging altogether.

Will the KirkbyGirl retire? Or will she be reborn elsewhere? Still time to decide.

You Make Me Sick

Or do you? I was allergy tested today and it came up with a list of 33 foods that I'm hypersensitive to and around 8 environmental causes for concern. One of which was tobacco smoke so it's a good job I gave up the fags three years ago. A load of old bollocks or not? If not then I should spend the next three months avoiding raspberries, avocados, onions, beef, chicken and broccoli and 27 other food stuffs. Hmm. I suppose what is interesting is that no one I have told this to has taken it seriously. Or to put it another way I have been laughed out of a few rooms today. Even by my 14 year old son. When did he get to be so sceptical?

I imagine if I lived in California the reaction may have been quite the opposite. Or my news may even have been greeted with a wide eyed wonder as to why I haven't been tested before. But vive la difference.

I was wondering whether I should actually end it all. The blog, I mean. What with the Capital of Culture year being over and all that but now I'm tempted to stay on a while and let you know what happens when I re introduce raspberries into my diet after three months of abstinence. Some people give up alcohol for January, me I get to save a fortune on those Tesco yoghurts I love so much.

And besides, I actually do know someone in the Celebrity Big Brother house. So if that's not worth staying online for then I don't know what is. Fuck me, they're all mad and we shouldn't really be watching. But we don't need an allergy test to tell us that.

Let's hope 2009 is just fine.