Meet Ena, Minnie and Martha...

They're a bit wary at the moment but I reckon it's only a matter of time before I've got them on the couch watching The Wire with me...

Coming home to roost...

I haven't even delighted you with fake tales of San Francisco...Las Vegas...and LA and I have three new little Kirkby Girls to introduce you to. Technically they're from Frodsham but I'm hoping they'll come to idolise their leader over the next few days.

They are in fact, chickens. Hens. Supplier of tasty eggs for the family for many months to come. So new that only one of them has been christened yet. She's Martha and she's white.

Pictures and all that come with it over the next few days. Deadlines, schmeadlines...

I need an audience...

Or at least to know that one is there...

Father's Day is a short film by Steve Hughes starring Yours Truly. Watch and comment away for God's sake.

Attention Seeking Bitch